Entry #3, El Cazador, Oak Harbor

Location: 32195 State Rte 20, Oak Harbor, WA 98277

Fare: Large Margaritas, large screen tvs, Mexican insundries

Correspondent: Glenn Debolt

Basic self Identification: Funny, Dumb, [Expiative deleted]

My Great Great Great grand father was an entrepreneur, ( the last member of my family to work at all by the pelebian definition of the word ) with the start up capital his father got from selling infant coffins and false cures during the bubonic plaque he was able to raise an economic empire over Hapsburg hungry, not above it just all throughout it, that set my family up for the foreseeable future. Despite his eternal entrepreneurial enterprises my progenitor could have learned a thing or two from today’s subject.

El Cazador, the hunter in a less romantic tongue, which is ironic as it hardly does any hunting so much as trapping, luring a customer base in with impressive self promotion, and a precisely perfect prime real estate location and appealingly authentic atmosphere, it is a fine site to behold or be seated in. 

Now in my forebears defense, chattel labor hardly needed advertisement, as they are somewhat capable of selling themselves along with their other uses, still to think what he could have done (see atrocities against human dignity) with a drop the barckers acumen of the proprietors of “El Caz” as the locals slovenly refer to it, possesses.

I recommend the location for large gatherings. They have plenty of seating readily available, or if you intend to be in a large gathering for major sporting events as they often air any spectacle that can draw a crowd.

You may notice dear reader I haven’t mentioned the food.